Playful Romantics Gifts

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we're wondering if we could buy you a drink."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Can Bobby come out and marry me?'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"I swing both ways."

Tinder for dogs

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Robocop and Juliet.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dancing in pyjamas

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Consenting Adults.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Cupid

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Doctors in Love.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Kissing on the golf course

Romance

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'Okay, I'll marry you, but the minute we start looking alike, I want a divorce.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.