Playful Romantics Gifts

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we're wondering if we could buy you a drink."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Can Bobby come out and marry me?'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"I swing both ways."

Tinder for dogs

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Robocop and Juliet.

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Consenting Adults.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"You need a mint."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

Doctors in Love.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Kissing on the golf course

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Renaissace Music Lovers

Romance

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'