Little Romantics Gifts

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Recess does things to a man."

Love is Blind.

Cupid

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

Playground reputation.

Book publishing.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Graffitti.

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."