Tiny Romantic Gifts

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

Carbon Dating.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Big Data Tonight

Just call me Picasso!

"Recess does things to a man."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Rude Snowpeople

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Playground reputation.

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Carbon Dating

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Chivalrous Snowman

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Centerville.

I Drew a Hot Guy

Heart-shaped guitar

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."