Tiny Romantic Pillows

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

Carbon Dating.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Big Data Tonight

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Just call me Picasso!

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Rude Snowpeople

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Playground reputation.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

'Oh, the amenity!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Chivalrous Snowman

I Drew a Hot Guy

'That must be my computer date.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Heart-shaped guitar

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Centerville.

Happy Valentine's Day.