Little Romantics Pillows

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Recess does things to a man."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Playground reputation.

Book publishing.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Graffitti.

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'