Clever Romantics Pillows

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dancing in pyjamas

Robocop and Juliet.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Book publishing.

Consenting Adults.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

I Drew a Hot Guy

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

It's the thought that counts!

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

William Wordsworth

"You need a mint."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Romance

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"This could be the start of something big."

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Octopus

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"