Clever Romantics Pillows

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dancing in pyjamas

Robocop and Juliet.

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Book publishing.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Consenting Adults.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

It's the thought that counts!

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

I Drew a Hot Guy

"You need a mint."

William Wordsworth

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Romance

Lovers dressed as pears

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Octopus

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Tunnel of Dove.

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"This could be the start of something big."