Romantics At Heart Pillows

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Octopus

Dancing in pyjamas

Tears

"If we move to Europe, we'll be seen as "exotic": we'll get lots of dates!"

"I think that 'if there is no other option' wasn't the right answer."

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

True Love Does Exist.

International Date Line

Romance

Young Love/Elderly love.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"I took a trip on a train and I thought about you."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Life is for the birds.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"