Romanticist With A Twist Pillows

Wordplay: Rejection.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

Dancing in pyjamas

Online Dating

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

K9 Authors.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Two minds but with a single thought.

Happy Valentine's Day

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg