Romantic With A Modern Twist Pillows

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I gotta be me!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Mr. Right!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"...until death do you a favor."

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

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Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Spooning

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Now will you do something funny."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'