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"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I gotta be me!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Mr. Right!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"...until death do you a favor."

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

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"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Spooning

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Now will you do something funny."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."