Romantic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Okay, I'll marry you, but the minute we start looking alike, I want a divorce.'

"Janet?!"

They said it would never last. Even the photographer used a disposable camera.

SHELDON: 'This must be love because it smells so good.'

Foam proposal.

'I had it for lunch.'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

"Ooops. Excuse me. The bubbles gave it away, didn't they?"

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"...until death do you a favor."

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Online Dating

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Tunnel of Like.

"Honk if you love me!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.