Romantic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Okay, I'll marry you, but the minute we start looking alike, I want a divorce.'

"Janet?!"

They said it would never last. Even the photographer used a disposable camera.

SHELDON: 'This must be love because it smells so good.'

Foam proposal.

'I had it for lunch.'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

"Ooops. Excuse me. The bubbles gave it away, didn't they?"

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Online Dating

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Honk if you love me!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Tunnel of Like.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Dating in 2020

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Now will you do something funny."