Lover Of Humor In Romance Pillows

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Sexual chemistry set

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Reading the sports pages.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

A Prickly Pair

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Honk if you love me!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"It's about time."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

George Clooney Machine

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

I want to hold your hand