Lover Of Humor In Romance Mugs

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Sexual chemistry set

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

A Prickly Pair

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Honk if you love me!"

Boyfriend of the Month.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

Lovers in toile de jouy

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'