Romanticist With A Twist Gifts

Wordplay: Rejection.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

Dancing in pyjamas

Online Dating

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

K9 Authors.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Two minds but with a single thought.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'