Lover Of Love Stories With A Twist Gifts

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"...until death do you a favor."

Do it yourself books.

Online Dating

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Tree Funeral

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Now will you do something funny."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

K9 Authors.

Happy Valentine's Day

'Good book?'

The Clown Hit

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Date night again already?"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'