Lover Of Love Stories With A Twist Prints

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Do it yourself books.

"...until death do you a favor."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Online Dating

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Tree Funeral

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Now will you do something funny."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

K9 Authors.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

The Clown Hit

'Good book?'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'