Poet With A Twist Gifts

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Intellectual Foreplay...

A Poet

No Instruments Please

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

'I don't know. . . Nobody has ever requested a doggy bag before. . .'

Genetically Modified Apples

'That 3,000 word poem was very sweet. However, did you have to send it by text message? It took me 12 hours to read it.'

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

Witch Rowing Team

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Wordplay: Rejection.

"We pay top dollar here at hell hole high."

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.