Musician With A Twist Gifts

Zen Master Huineng

Somewhere in West Virginia

The Anti-Agent

Mozart on a computer,

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Covid Music

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

No Instruments Please

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

The Gong

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Drone Aerodrome

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer