Poet With A Twist Mugs

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Intellectual Foreplay...

No Instruments Please

A Poet

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

'I don't know. . . Nobody has ever requested a doggy bag before. . .'

Genetically Modified Apples

'That 3,000 word poem was very sweet. However, did you have to send it by text message? It took me 12 hours to read it.'

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

Witch Rowing Team

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

"We pay top dollar here at hell hole high."

Heinrich von Kleist

Wordplay: Rejection.