Artist With A Twist Mugs

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

No Instruments Please

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Family Butcher.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.