Artist With A Twist Prints

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Family Butcher.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

No Instruments Please

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'