Romantic With A Twist Gifts

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Heart vending machine.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Group hug anyone?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

'It looks right, but actually it's very, very wrong.'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'My favorite book? The 1946 Encyclopedia Britannica's volume 9, Extracti to Gamb. What's yours?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'With this ring I thee wed.'

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

'His idea of a hot date is going to see the nutcracker!'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

'Do you realise your the only male I've ever met who doesn't have a theory on how to make a killing in real estate?'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

'Now, how would you like to come up to my place...'

'Rapunzel, hurry up and let down your hair before I miss the big game!'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Dating a Robber.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I now pronounce you man and wife – you may kiss the winner, Malcolm."

"You're asking for my hand in marriage? I would eat you alive."

"Darling, you always know what I like for Valentine's Day... A Ballantine's card."

"An evening with you by the fireside... That's so romantic!"

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

"Have I told you recently how much I like you? I don't know what I'd do without you."

"I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it"

Online Dating

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

This is the love of my life....

"Can I borrow your PC kev? I need to e-mail myself some valentines."