Sweetheart With A Twist Gifts

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

Is that pancake ready yet?

Online Dating

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

ONE IN A MILLION

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Happy Valentine's Day

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

"Date night again already?"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

Love Birds love loving each other

"Like THAT's ever going to work!"