Faithful With A Twist Gifts

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Drive-thru Church

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

United Church of OMG

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Champagne at the hunt

Jesus breaks the bread.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

A woman in prayer

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Out for lunch... GOD

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

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