Faithful With A Twist Gifts

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Drive-thru Church

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

United Church of OMG

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Even More Disciples'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Jesus breaks the bread.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Champagne at the hunt

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

A woman in prayer

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Out for lunch... GOD

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

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