Faithful Comeback Gifts

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Jesus breaks the bread.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Cheesus

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"And a source said let there be light."

A leap of faith.