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"Do you think it's time we started going to church?"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Christian and Born again Christian...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Even More Disciples'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Jesus breaks the bread.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Fathers Day.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Cross Umbrella

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"And a source said let there be light."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Cheesus

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."