Faithful Giggler Gifts

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

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Clown God

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It was this big. I swear'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'Whoops!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'Lettuce pray!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."