Faithful Chuckles Gifts

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Lesbians for Christ

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Holy phone

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."