Faithful Player Gifts

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.