Faithful Player Mugs

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Priest with Christian symbol

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.