Faithful Golfer Mugs

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Thank God its Monday!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

God fishing.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

Putting on ice

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Noughts and crosses.

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

Tiger out of Woods

'The minister asked where you were, and I had to tell him you were golfing. He said he would pray for you and for your return to the flock.'

Have a swinging Christmas!

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

He lived and died for golf.