Faithful Fielders Gifts

Monks Playing Cricket.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Parachuting bishop.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Priest with Christian symbol

Jesus Christ

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Airports.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God and His Copilot.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Second to Nun

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'How can you be so cheap?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

"And a source said let there be light."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

'Any idea how united got on?'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"J is the reason for the season."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.