Field Sport Devotee Gifts

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hockey Season.

'Here we go again...'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

High Jump

Football Delivery

Ref shows footballer green card.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"Your grass looks great."

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Javelin

I love Kung Fu.

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."