Sporting Devotee Gifts

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Hockey Season.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Olympic Torch Training

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Theater or football.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Football Delivery

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Ball and Chain

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Football fan

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Big match day.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Stunning politeness.

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.