Sporting Devotee Gifts

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Hockey Season.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Olympic Torch Training

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Football Delivery

Theater or football.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Ball and Chain

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

Football fan

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Big match day.

Stunning politeness.

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."