Sports Show Devotee Gifts

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Agility God

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Theatre Crowd

Hockey Season.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Watching telly

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

TV and man

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"Mr. October"

"They went together, doctor!"

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

I love Kung Fu.

'Elements' sports team

"Did I miss anything?"

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Michael Parkinson interviews Muhammad Ali

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

'Don't you give your back to me!'

Tennis Fan