Sports Show Devotee Pillows

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Agility God

Theatre Crowd

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Hockey Season.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Watching telly

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Mr. October"

"They went together, doctor!"

I love Kung Fu.

'Elements' sports team

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Did I miss anything?"

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"New sitcom! No video, just laugh track!"

Tennis Fan

'Don't you give your back to me!'