Spectator Sport Lover Gifts

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Let's go! Move it, move it! Finish race!...Man, I hate looky-loos.'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I AM at my usual position."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

A day at the transgenic races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'