Tv Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Did I miss anything?"

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A day at the transgenic races

Ratminton

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Saving a Heart

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'