Sports Tv Addict Gifts

Football slave

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Watching the football.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Zdeno Chara