Tv Sports Aficionados Gifts

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

350 Feet.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A skier and a paraglider

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

The pop-up book of fighters

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

WWE Chess

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."