Tv Sports Gifts

"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

350 Feet.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Watching the football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.