Tv Sports Watcher Gifts

Watching the football.

"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'And how were the England side doing, dear, before your foot slipped?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."