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Watching the football.

"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'And how were the England side doing, dear, before your foot slipped?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

350 Feet.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'