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... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I AM at my usual position."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"