Sports Watcher Gifts

End of football season - UK

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Watching the football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'