Tv Sports Enthusiast Pillows

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"Did I miss anything?"

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A day at the transgenic races

Gary turns 40.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Ratminton

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Saving a Heart

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.