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'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hockey Season.

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

High Jump

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Football Delivery

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Let go of the pole!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"Your grass looks great."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Javelin

I love Kung Fu.

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Pole Vault

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.