Faithful Fan Gifts

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

Rams: 14-0

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Today's Sermon: Do you think God really cares who wins the superbowl or the college hoops final four?

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"If Jesus was real, he would be too hip to endorse your fan club."

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

World Cup Fan.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Choirboy

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Any idea how united got on?'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Exercise for the end of the day...

Jeff gives it up for Lent.