Passionate Fan Gifts

'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Woooo' - 'Get in!' - 'Did we score?!' - 'No, I'm watching the French squad board into 2nd class...'

Bowled over again!

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Currently Boston

The Book Lover

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Burning love

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The game comes first...

World Cup Fan.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Any idea how united got on?'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."