Passionate Supporter Gifts

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Who won?'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

World Cup Fan.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

Germany defeated!

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Please Give

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Support the Troops

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."