Passionate Supporter Gifts

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Who won?'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

'My feet are killing me.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

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Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Support the Troops

Football addict

"I take it your team lost again!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Sports area vendors.

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!